Slip of My Tongue


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You know, I always figured that I'm so Duchovny-biased, my opinions don't really mean much.  I'm going to love anything David's in, whether it's good or not, if you know what I mean.  If the Duchov's there, it's really all I need to enjoy it and for a  lot of reasons.  So, I never really saw much need in writing reviews before.  You already know what I think.  "Yippee!" In a word.

 

But obviously, I decided, what the heck?  Just because I liked it, doesn't mean I can't see flaws here and there.  Maybe I'll hit on something nobody saw or noticed about the ep.  And here I am and here goes.

 

I want to start out by saying how glad I am this show is back.  V-E-R-Y.  I couldn't be happier to have Hank and the gang back, seriously.  My sincerest thanks to Showtime, again, and to everyone involved.  You all ROCK!

 

I loved the way the ep starts; Hank in bed.  Always a delight for a perv like me.  Smilin' in his sleep.  I'll take it.  But the whole scene was cute, Hank's left buttcheek was cute, the dialogue was sweet, and how cool was the Mulder throwback?  He's become his own Thor's Hammer, woo!  How X-Files-y!

 

Speaking of Thor's Hammer, I have to mention here all the many Hank winks to the formerly, ahem, Bob-obsessed.  You knew I couldn't do it, didn't you?  ;-P  I'm trying, I promise, but I was just Bob-obsessed too long to go completely cold turkey.  No can do, apparently.  <g>  Try as I might, I still gravitate to the Bobvious, especially where this show is concerned, and I may be doing it for a while yet. 

 

Still, is it just because of who I am or does anyone else notice how Hank blatantly winks at us?   You know, we (and I mean the former BI staff) always wondered if David had ever checked out the site, maybe had someone inform him of it ..."Hey, did you know there's a website devoted to your penis and they've named it Bob?!"  And it's times like these that I feel like he knows a lot more about Bob and the Bob Populace that he'd ever let on, so he just ...winks at us a lot.  First time Hank refers to his penis as 'Bob' or 'Bob Johnson', I swear I will faint dead away.  You may as well go ahead and call 911.  Send the paramedics.  He has so many names for the appendage and speaks of said appendage so often, that I figure, odds are, he's bound to hit on that one someday.

 

And yeah, those winky days may be over, and yeah, I've even had occasion to wonder if maybe we didn't cause some problems for David, making the beautiful Bob a public thing, and drooling over him so ostentatiously.   Not that I ever felt like we were the center of the universe and affect all things, but I still thought about it, and that's one reason why there's no more Bob site.  

 

And sure, okay ...the ep was all about the vas def, after all, and it will, by nature of subject matter, have a lot to do with Bob, this time.  They seemed to be relishing in making Bob the star for an ep, as if they had no idea how much they were torturing me at the same time.  <g>  "But ...but ...I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff anymore!  No fair!"  It was like an 'All About Bob' starring Bob documentary.  Like I'm not going to love it and go on the endless pun hunt of my past?!  Me?! 

 

And as I hope you realize,  I'm talking about David's WORK here, not his personal life, and I kind of like the idea that he could be using his show (a fantasy realm) to answer to us, as Bob fiends (also a fantasy realm) in the ...uh ...safest, most fidelity-friendly way he can.  But that's just me, and I DO realize he's playing a part.  The words and actions don't all come from David.  They come from Hank, who isn't David.  I got it. 

 

But for the sake of entertainment and Bob nostalgia (something I remember so fondly, even now...), "one more time for the cheap seats..."

 

á          The nurse telling Hank, "Great-looking cock!"  His answer was priceless, and I felt like he was talking directly to me!  :flutters eyelashes:

 

á          We never used 'Thor's Hammer' to describe Bob (although I'm wondering why now), so he got that one from Mulder, not us.

 

á          My bud Suz Bubba would LURV hearing Hank refer to his balls as 'the boys' in the 'they've seen better days' response to Becca.  The captioning said 'the boys', though and the correct spelling is 'da boyz'.

 

á          All splayed out on the couch with the ice tray?!  Beastly creature.  I never before so badly wanted to be a clunky 70's model ice tray.  Too, I realized how my consistently cold hands could really come in handy.  And here I was, thinking of it as a drawback.  For my whole life, up until that scene.  Gosh, thanks Hanks!

 

á          The "two inches shy..." tease.  Did you see that smile on his face?!  What a dawg he is, but at least we know how long, after all these years of speculating.  Too, you gotta keep in mind he's talking about Hank's Bob, which may not be anything like David's Bob, eh?  Still, they *do* look a lot alike, after all, could be twins, in fact, so I felt so enlightened!  :big sigh:  I actually said "thank you..." out loud, just like Hank did, with the Mulder panic face on.  Completely in awe of his audacious generosity, I promise.

 

á          Hank said 'him', when referring to Bob.  "I don't want you to see HIM..." he said to Karen, who really wanted to see him, in case you didn't notice like I did.  He switched to 'it' in the next sentence; "It could be bloody," but still...  Even Hank thinks of him as a person, in of himself.  Are we to blame for the Freudian-Bobian slip, hmmm?

 

á          Mr. Director sitting a camera maybe two feet from his crotch and aiming it straight at his waist, of all things, Bob just barely out of our line of vision, no less, while he stands over it, digging around in his jeans, checking things out.  For God's sake, does he have any idea?!  Cruel, much?  Bob hearts were aflutter in every corner of the globe, I bet.  What a tease!  'DD' stands for 'Double-Dawg', I'm tellin' ya.  And thank you, anyway.

 

But enough of that politically incorrect Bob stuff.  Felt good to let it out, anyway, admit that he haunts me still, so your patience with me while I recover from my very own form of sex organ addiction  (:blink:  Did I just say that?) is appreciated.  You realize there's twelve stEPS to this program, too, and I, therefore, have 11 more to go.  Perhaps by stEP twelve, I'll be completely free of this affliction.  But probably not.  <g>  But maybe I'll be able to control it better in public, at least.  And yes, I am taking recent events very seriously, way too much so, in fact, and no, I don't think any of it's the least bit funny.  But the show is, and that's where I'm directing the humor, not at the man who plays Hank.  I'm adjusting to this unfamiliar self-censoring as quickly as I can, so cut me some slack.  <g> 

 

Back to the ep in sequence.  The doctor scene was totally silly and possibly unrealistic, but fun, anyway.  I still have to wonder where the 'looks like there's a new pope' ( :snort: ) smoke was coming from.  Anybody know what was smoking, besides Bob, I mean, who's always smokin'?  :slaps self:  I mean I could guess, but I'd rather not, and chances are, I don't really want to know.  As mentioned, loved the nurse scene in the hall and Hank's response to the compliment that I wish I'd been there to give him :slaps self again: as the lead-in to the new credits. 

 

The sorta new credits?  I never liked the credits much, and I don't like the song as much as the images.  You'll have to forgive me, but I'm old and I'm not as fond of grating, twangy, slightly off-key, loud music as I used to be.  The music sounds too pop-hip-teenager-y-chaotic for my taste.  I always thought something bluesy (yeah, entitled "Moody's Blues", of course) or jazzy or groovin' would be more appropriate for this very adult program, but music is all about taste, I suppose, and I can't fault anybody for what they like.  But I, too, was glad to see and hear something a little different from last year in this year's credits.

 

Several people said they were surprised Bill wasn't mentioned, like he never existed, but I heard many references to Bill, the marriage, Karen's abandonment.  Hank told Karen to call him Bill in the teaser scene, Karen mentions running off with Hank on her wedding night in the home from the doctor scene, Mia says she hopes Hank is enjoying her father's wife (and he says 'hello'), in the pool scene, Karen tells Hank she must've been crazy to think things would be different (which led to her leaving Bill) in the Officer Dick scene.  I don't see that as denying his existence, exactly. 

 

It's just that we weren't made privy to the status of that union that's a little annoying.  I would guess she's still married to Bill, and I would've expected some explanation, and I still kind of hope they plan to let Bill come back sometime.  Once, maybe, to give us some closure, or whatever.  Maybe Bill figures Hank will screw up and she'll come back to him someday, so he's not yet pursuing a divorce.  But if Hank ever wants to actually marry Karen and she wants to marry Hank, maybe then we'll get some clues about her marital status. 

 

Did I mention Hank holding his crotch for most of the episode?  Not a wink, but the first few Bob-pained scenes were hard to watch, and bummer that our view was blocked by his hand or an ice tray or the beloved edamame for so much of the time.  I'm sure they'll make it up to me later, though.  

 

Loved the interaction with the Becca in the first scene.  Her concern for The Package was heartwarming.  Really.  Actually, I feel for Becca, because Mia's right about her.  She's scared.  Pissed off, because she's scared, the way I see it.  She's 13 and shouldn't be scared for her parents or the stability of her household.  She curses because everyone else she lives with does.  It becomes hypocritical at a certain point to tell a child, do as I say, not as I do.  You only get away with that for so long before the kid wises up, learns what hypocrisy is, then that power you had over them is gone.  If Hank and Karen would use some restraint around her occasionally, they might be able to tell her to watch her language, but I don't think it's going to happen.  

 

I think Becca feels like she needs the especially colorful language to not only be 'cool' and grown up, but also to get her parents attention.  That shock value it instills in most parents that makes them sit up and pay attention, no matter how briefly.  Anyone willing to use foul language ( :waving: ) knows how one tends to use it when one wants the most to be heard, or to emphasize the voracity of their point.  It's not necessarily indicative of anger, although that was the impetus for the only curse word I ever heard my mother say, and only once.  A day of discovery for me; I finally knew my mother knew at least one of the 'bad' words I did.  Woo-HOO!  I was 11 years old, and I thought I knew more words than my mother, because she never used them.  But wow, she was pissed, one of those days where absolutely nothing or nobody was cooperating with her and she was trying to fix a hole in my brother's chosen clothing, the bus was going to pull up any second and she broke her sewing needle.  She hissed, "Shit!" with her back to me, and yeah, I was stunned.  Still, I knew she'd reached a tipping point of frustration, I mean, it really got her point across to me that my mother was in some trouble here, if she was angry enough to do *that*, so yeah, she got my attention.  Works for me.  Call me warped, because I lean toward that notion, too, but I remember grinning briefly, because it struck me as cool that my mother resorted to saying a bad word.  Hee.

 

So no, my parents didn't teach me bad words and it's not why I'll use them now.  They knew the words, but never used them around me, and consequently, they rarely, if ever heard them out of me.  Okay, so I got my blood pumping a time or two, talking politics with my elderly father (and we were on opposite ends of the political spectrum, for the record), always a bad idea, and I let a few tacky words slip out, a slip of the tongue thing, coincidentally.  And ya know what?  He grinned at me when I did.  "Gettin' a little riled up there, aren't ya?"  But my point is, it's not always anger that precedes the use of bad words, for me, so much as it is who I'm talking to.  In person, I mean.  Here, I'm just typing down what goes through my head, and I'll be damned if I can keep the bad words from coming out of the ends of my fingers when I do.  So I guess I just have a dirty mind connected to them.  Gee, ya think?

 

Back on topic, I think of using colorful language in many cases, including Becca's, is more a marketing tool.  It's a way to focus attention on what's she trying to get across, and if she has to curse to do that, so be it.  She'll use it.  She assumes it's part of being an adult, and she wants to be treated like one, since she's at least as mature as either of her parents, if not more so.  The way it could look to her, she almost has to curse, speak their language, or they may not get what she's saying.  I suppose it's a disturbing trend, that the dollar swap for cursing is apparently out the window, but at least Karen called her on it ...once.  Two points for Karen.  But me, they're just words, and you can probably tell how much I love words.  There aren't many I would ban from the language, if it were up to me.  I think the more, the merrier, even like making up my own.  But that's just me.

 

I dislike Becca bonding with Mia very much, but only because I thought Mia was a horrible and feckless influence on such a young girl from the Pilot ep last year on.  She started out my impression of her as a 16-year-old (rather than a seemingly older one-hit wonder for Hank) by taking Becca to a party with a bunch of older teenagers, where there's alcohol and drugs and sex everywhere you look, then calls Karen when Becca gets 'in trouble'?  Why not just take Becca home, herself, if she was so worried?  But really, how irresponsible was it of Mia to begin with, and I fear she can only get the Becca into trouble with their association.  Becca's wise beyond her years, but for all the wrong reasons, and she's still just a kid, regardless. 

 

I find it interesting that there's 'pack up and move back to NY' element thrown into the first ep.  I guess the idea could be history already, but I have to wonder if it'll be a recurring theme for the whole season or if they'll never mention it again.  Moving the backdrop of the show to NYC had some possible potential and practicality elements, all things considered and depending on a lot of factors involved in moving production like that.  The show's name wouldn't make a lot of sense anymore, for example.  They could have cast and crew that wouldn't go with them, of course, too, and that's always kinda sad.  Still, we all know David's capable of moving a television production, but I have to wonder if the Moodys will ever really leave LA.  From the first ep, I'd have to say, probably not this season, anyway.  Score one for the Becca, I guess.

 

The ice tray scene was a chuckle I needed, so I liked that ...the real estate whore and the potential buyers walking in on Hank at the worst possible time.  Yeah, it could only happen to Hanky.

 

Surfer Girl?  I liked Hank's interaction with the wheelchair guy, but the part of the scene with SG made me uncomfortable.  I didn't like her much the first time, I mean ...kind of a sleaze and a thief, to boot, although she's nice-looking.  And apparently only has one outfit to wear 365 days a year.  Otherwise, that was a fabulous coincidence.  But it was Hank's reaction to her and the way he spoke of his new situation that made me uncomfortable. 

 

Why?  It goes against character for me.  Hank was never the cheater, when he was with Karen the first time.  The things he says here have that aroma of long-time bachelor playboy, as if just a few months of promiscuity has spoiled him on it, he's gotten, dare I say, addicted to freedom and variety too quickly?  He gets what he thought he wanted, all that he struggled and made himself miserable trying to have, but he talks to SG like gosh, he's really so sorry he can't accommodate her, but he's back with his ex, the 'baby momma' (which sounds so demeaning in context), all regretful and bummed that he's got that ball and chain around his neck now.  It was disappointing, maybe, more so than uncomfortable. 

 

If I'd been standing next to him, he would've felt the wrath of my elbow in his ribs, perhaps more than once.  <g>  Prick.  I mean, really.  What happened to that 'pointless pussy' mantra he carried around with him all last season, telling Charlie how nice it can be, but it's all still meaningless?  The grass is always greener?  It seems regardless of what Hank doesn't have, that's what he wishes for most.  I just think he could've been a little more respectful of what he claims he's trying hard to keep.  Baby momma.  Please.  Wouldn't, "She's the love of my life and the mother of my child and I couldn't possibly cheat on her, but thanks," be more tactful and net the same result? 

 

Then again, I guess that wouldn't be Hank, either.  Always the gentleman of humorous hipspeak, when it comes to the Hank women, I suppose.  He didn't want to hurt her feelings, perhaps, but it felt more like refusing to burn any bridges he may want to cross later, and that makes me uneasy with Hank's chances of monogamous success, for sure.  If he can't believe or even imagine himself able to keep his family together, what are his chances?  I shouldn't be complaining.  He turned her down, after all.  Go, Hank!  I think what bothered me was that it seemed to hurt so much for him to.  I'm glad he told wheelchair guy 'I don't do that anymore,' so assertively, but it appears it wasn't enough for me.  The damage had already been done, grrr.  <g>

 

The scene at Bill's house was kind of weird, but it lets us in on Mia's current lifestyle of the rich and infamous, I suppose, and she's just as mean to Hank as she ever was.  You'll have to pardon me, but that kiss she got from the boyfriend of the day was awkwardly icky and they could've left that out and not hurt my feelings.  However, I liked Hank's concern for Mia, probably more than she did, actually, and I liked her Fractured Fairy Tale of Hank's future with Karen.  I'd only hope Hank would let it roll around in his head for a while and try to act accordingly to prevent it from coming true.  Only, I guess we wouldn't have a show, if he did that, would we?  Oh, and I loved that he refused the forbidden cigarette she tried to tempt him with, and he that threw the book in the water on his way out.  Rawr.

 

What can I say about the Hank/Becca scene in the car?  Besides that it was the sweetest scene of the ep?  And that I hearted it?   Two points for Hank for his little speech, and two for Becca's continuing concern about her father's obviously vital sex organs.  Hank telling her that she was the best thing that ever happened to him and that he loved her made my eyes all misty.  Now, he just needs to act like it.

 

Conversely to Hank's first Spooky former lover encounter, I really liked the way he handled himself with Sonja in the restaurant.  But no points for Hank, because Karen was there, and that was a good portion of the reason for the difference, IMO.  Except I might have to reconsider a score for Hank, because he had some time alone with Sonja later, and I thought he did great there.  He gave the impression of being both happy with his arrangement with Karen and happy for Sonja and her new life.  It was more like two friends talking, than former sex partners, even when Hank brought up sex.  Very different from his first haunting of the ep by Surfer Girl, and it made me feel better.

 

Back to the restaurant, it was a funny scene and I thought all four of our main characters did a great job making it seem more adlibbed than not.  Loved Marcy's "Asshole!" for Hank and the gesture to go with it.  "Prema-Charlie," was a hoot, especially the way it was delivered, thank you.  Marcy's making herself a big warm place in my heart, for the record.  I hate what's happening to her this season, to be honest, but Pamela really knows how to make it funny and real, anyway.  I'm sad about the direction they're taking Charlie and Marcy, but I think it'll be temporary, and possibly, very funny, in its own way, until we get to the end of the 'high' road.   

 

I don't like even saying this, but the only reason I can think of why they brought up vasectomies that don't take, is so they can hit us over the head with it later in the season, when Hank gets ...somebody pregnant.  No, a botched or unsuccessful vasectomy wouldn't tie in to Sonja's current pregnancy, I don't think, but as much as I don't especially like the idea of Karen getting pregnant, I'd rather it be Karen than Sonja or some future dalliance he might become involved in.  That would suck.  But why else would it come up?  Factor in Natascha's real-life pregnancy as filming proceeded, and well ...  I can't help but think Hank's going to be a daddy again, despite his valiant efforts to the contrary.

 

The party thing was a little hokey in places.  If that's a typical Hollywood party, I can see why Hank initially refused to go.  None of the people trashing Hank for his 'implausible dilemma' resulting from the party seemed to notice Hank was the only one of the group that wasn't even keen on going.  One has to imagine Karen was the one who convinced him to go, knowing full-well he was in pain from his surgery earlier that same day, and probably knew a big, drugged out, sexed out party was the last place he needed to be, and yet, they go anyway.  Hank's surrounded by enablers, who seem to have little respect for his situation.  He's like a teenager succumbing to peer pressure. 

 

Speaking of, Karen infuriates me with her flip-flopping and talking out of both sides of her mouth.  She wants him to be good, she wants him to be bad.  Which is it?  It's no wonder he has such a hard time going 'straight', for Karen or anybody else. 

 

I liked the way it played out, through the end of the ep, with it all leading to Hank being unnecessarily chided and beaten by Officer Dick[head], the cause and affect at work.  But Karen's big mouth is what got Hank thrown in the pokey, and I know Hank never would, but I wanted to slap her a few times.  She made the officer aware of their personal strife, and he involved himself, and as Hank said, he was overstepping his authority.  He provoked Hank deliberately, so Dick is a good name for that guy.  Still, none of it would've happened, if Karen had just sat quietly and let Hank accept his ticket for the headlight.  But NO!  She had to air all her dirty laundry for the Officer.  She can be such a silly person.

 

David did a great job directing, natch.  I have to admit I've never been fond of the jumpy images; where they cut out chunks of a pan down to a few choppy images to get you where you ultimately need to go, but that only happened a time or two, and the rest, I thought was well done.  He's a pretty damn decent director, IMHO, and I think the more practice he gets, the better he gets.  I don't know if he directed anymore eps this season, but I know he mentioned possibly doing more than one, in one of his pre-premiere interviews somewhere.  I think he said something about contributing to writing an ep or two, as well. 

 

All-in-all, I think the season got off to a good start, one that keeps me interested for the next episode, and for me, at least, that's all it takes.  I'm pretty easy to please, when it comes to Duchovny projects, so I say, bring it on.  I'm ready for the next 11.  I'd watch them all today, if I had access.  Cool show, and one I'll always be grateful for.  :-)  

 

Did anybody noticeÉ

 

á          I'm not sure how scenes like the one of Karen and Hank arriving home from the doctor are filmed, but I noticed the same car turn down the street to drive by at least twice; a little white Volvo (?) maybe?  I guess what I'm wondering is if it was a car that was supposed to drive by (someone hired to drive cars through scenes to make them look 'real' or whatever) or just someone who happened by and saw filming, so they had to make a couple of trips around the block to gawk.

 

á          Hank got splashed with pool water at Mia's, but when he sat down, there were no wet spots on his shirt.  Black T-shirt, sure, but you'd still see wet spots, if there were any.  Waterproof Tee, perhaps?  Or maybe it's because Hank is so HOT, the spots dried before they could soak in good.   :sssssssss:

 

á          I'm was amazed nobody (including any of the show's characters) mentioned the billboard, first thing we see in the Beeca and Hank in the car scene.  They've made a sequel!  They've stuck a baby in between 'Tom and Katie' and the billboard now says, "Crazy little Thing Called Love 2."  Poor Hank.  I wonder if he had anything to do with the second flick, or if he gets any royalties off it.

 

á          The arm that reaches out to grab Hank at Ashby's party was clearly wearing Karen's gorgeous leather jacket, but by the time she gets Hank inside, her jacket has disappeared!  I guess if you live with Hank, you learn to disrobe with blinding speed.  I'd make my best time ever, if it was me.  Still, only Mulder could appreciate the X-File in the breathtaking speed involved, in this case.

 

á          Not only did Hank go into the wrong room looking for Karen, he didn't even go into the room Lew came out of, where 'Destiny' lay in wait for Lew to come back.  Lew came out of the room on the left, and Hank went into the room on the right.  Oopsie.  Still, if both ends of the hall looked a lot alike (which you don't get to see where Hanks emerges from initially), it would be more believable that he got turned around, so I'm assuming both ends had steps leading down to the doorways, and perhaps gold records on the wall, between them.  Fact remains, Hank went in the wrong room, regardless, but I still thought of it as notable that he did it twice at once and still got himself into trouble.   Nowhere but Moodyville!

 

I really should be a script editor or whatever they call the person responsible for catching stuff like the above in my next life.  Or maybe being at this distance, things like this are easier for me to spot.  Always such a thing as being too close, I suppose, but I tend to notice little snafus since I became an XF freak so long ago.  The flipped-over-in-editing images of Mulder drove me bonkers.  Nobody catches them all, I guess, so maybe I could be an assistant script editor, like a proofreader for filming snafus.  Wonder if it pays well...

 

That's it for me and eppie 13.  Hope to be back with more ranting on the rest, as we go along.  Thanks for reading!  ;-)

 


 

 

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